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Quotedb: The Quotations Database

cats

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"Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it."

— Robert Heinlein

634

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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

— Steven Wright

626

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"All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store... with a pricing gun... She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store.""

— Steven Wright

813

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"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."

— Groucho Marx

10

Sun, 12/14/2008 - 23:10 — thequotedb

"As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line."

— Scott Adams

creator of "Dilbert" on the ending of the strip "Calvin and Hobbes"

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"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat."

— Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London
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