"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
"If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done."
"Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago."
"If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly."
"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment."
"You can't eat a winner's plaque."
on his years as a young aspiring genius in N.Y. he got noticed, he was praised, but he didn't get too many actual jobs.
"You know, the difference between this company and the Titanic is that the Titanic had paying customers."
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching"
"And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a really sharp-looking report."
"This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation."
"Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five isn't bad."
PA newspaper, 1994
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