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Quotedb: The Quotations Database

death

33

"I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark."

128

"I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40."

finding a pistol and $40 on a man he'd just shot.

875

"Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. "

540

"Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul."

Oxford clergyman and academic

589

"Biography lends to death a new terror."

642

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

613

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines."

648

"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt."

859

"It's not the bullet with your name on it you have to worry about. It's the twenty-thousand-odd other bullets labeled "Occupant"."

460

"I've just read that I'm dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers."

writing to a magazine that had mistakenly published an announcement of his death

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