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Quotedb: The Quotations Database

death

347

"I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes."

during his last illness

540

"Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul."

Oxford clergyman and academic

128

"I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40."

finding a pistol and $40 on a man he'd just shot.

660

"Hell is paved with good samaritans."

892

"So who's in a hurry?"

US Humorist, when asked whether he knew that drinking was a slow death.

613

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines."

487

"Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored."

dying words

30

"I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

103

"The main thing I like about New Yorkers is that they understand that their lives are a relentless circus of horrors, ending in death. As New Yorkers, we realize this, we resign ourselves to our fate, and we make sure that everyone else is as miserable as we are. Good town."

Why I Hate Saturn

608

"I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street."

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