"The problem with reality is the lack of background music"

"This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks, in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on the floor. Digital technology will now faithfully reproduce these noisy, low-fi, un-professional masters at great expense. feel stupid yet?"

"The public doesn't want new music: the main thing it demands of a composer is that he be dead."

"Anything too stupid to be said, is sung."