"2,400,000 Americans play the accordion - hopefully not at the same time."

"If nobody had bought this record it would have been one too many!"

"This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks, in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on the floor. Digital technology will now faithfully reproduce these noisy, low-fi, un-professional masters at great expense. feel stupid yet?"

"The problem with reality is the lack of background music"