"I don't feel good."
dying words
"I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes."
"If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it."
"The Internet is a gateway to get on the net."
"There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence."
"Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers."
"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home."
President of DEC, Convention of the World Future
"Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin."
"Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop."
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"The last good thing to be written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon."
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