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Quotedb: The Quotations Database

computers

299

"The Internet is a gateway to get on the net."

44

"There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence."

493

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40

"Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself -and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure.

289

"Endless Loop: n., see Loop,
Endless.Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop."

269

COBOL:Completely Over and Beyond Reason Or Logic

546

"People are very flexible and learn to adjust to strange surroundings -- they can become accustomed to read Lisp and Fortran programs, for example."

Art of Prolog, MIT Press

482

"Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers."

747

"I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes."

90

"If you weren't my teacher, I'd think you just deleted all my files."

UCB CS student, to an instructor who had typed "rm -f *" to get rid of a file named "-f" on a Unix system.

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