"We learn from history that we learn nothing from history."
"Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remind your bride that you gave up a throne for her."
King of the United Kingdom, abdicated in 1936. Discussing maintenance of happy marital relations.
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
"When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy."
British businessman
"Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in life, except for good taste in men."
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences."
"My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!"
"By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher."
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