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Quotedb: The Quotations Database

men

512

"There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it."

797

"Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it."

750

"A birth-control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest."

comedian

110

"I thought I told you to wait in the car."

when greeted by a former admirer after many years

824

"There is one way to find out if a man is honest -- ask him. If he says "Yes" you know he is crooked."

107

"No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman."

513

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

373

"I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am."

114

"I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark

338

When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

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