"Tomorrow's computers some time next month."
"After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi."
"It's so beautifully arranged on the plate -- you know someone's fingers have been all over it."
on nouvelle cuisine.
"Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food."
"If you're going to America, bring your own food."
"This restaurant was advertising breakfast any time. So I ordered french toast in the renaissance."
comedian
"I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people."
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
"I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand..."
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