"If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done."
"I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk"
"Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror Kill everyone, and you are a god."
"If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."
"Call on God, but row away from the rocks."
"If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates."
"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence."
"God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her."
"If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?"
"In the beginning there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it."
"Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer."
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