"Imitation is the sincerest form of television."
"If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?"
"If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."
"Members rise from CMG (known sometimes in Whitehall as 'Call Me God') to KCMG ('Kindly Call Me God') to .. the GCMG ('God Calls Me God')."
British writer and journalist - "Anatomy of Britain" Ch. 18.
"Call on God, but row away from the rocks."
"I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk"
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank."
"He was an embittered atheist (the sort of atheist who does not so much disbelieve in God as personally dislike Him).
British novelist - "Down and out of Paris and London" Ch. 30
"If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates."
"In the beginning there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it."
"The modern pantheist not only sees the god in everything, he takes photographs of it."
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