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Quotedb: The Quotations Database

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361

"To a Californian, all New Yorkers are cold; even in heat they rarely go above fifty-eight degrees. If you collapse on a street in New York, plan to spend a few days there."

231

"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place."

817

"Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member."

on resigning from the Friar's Club in Hollywood

433

"I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money."

363

"To a New Yorker, the only California houses on the market for less than a million dollars are those on fire. These generally go for six hundred thousand."

404

"Canada Post doesn't really charge 32 cents for a stamp. It's 2 cents for postage and 30 cents for storage."

Cabinet Minister, 12/31/83 Financial Post

376

"Indiana is a state dedicated to basketball. Basketball, soybeans, hogs and basketball. Berkeley, needless to say, is not nearly as athletic. Berkeley is dedicated to coffee, angst, potholes and coffee."

78

"I went to New Zealand but it was closed."

406

"The real fact is that I could no longer stand their eternal cold mutton."

explaining why he had left his friends in England and came to South Africa

14

"The shortest distance between two points is always under construction."

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