"I like children. Properly cooked."
"A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say."
British film director
"I don't believe in sweeping social change being manifested by one person, unless he has an atomic weapon."
"A man's wife has more power over him than the state has."
"NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he says is wrong. GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right."
"The Man of Destiny"
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth--even if it costs him his job."
"Man has his will, - but woman has her way."
US Writer
"Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority."
"If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get."
University of Canterbury
"I am the emperor, and I want dumplings."
Emperor of Austria
"When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder."