"He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him."
about George Bernard Shaw
"The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf."
"Canada Post doesn't really charge 32 cents for a stamp. It's 2 cents for postage and 30 cents for storage."
Cabinet Minister, 12/31/83 Financial Post
"Live fast, die young, and leave a flat patch of fur on the highway!"
"When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out."
"Drive it like you stole it"
"Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs."
"Excusing bad programming is a shooting offense, no matter _what_ the circumstances."
to the linux-kernel list
"Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking."
"Rembrandt painted 700 pictures. Of these, 3,000 are still in existence."
"Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded."
Quotedb: The Quotations Database
