If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee - that will do them in.
"Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years."
"The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself."
"A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary."
"We learn from history that we learn nothing from history."
"A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students"
"I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top."
"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll invite himself over for dinner."
"Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates..."
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all it's pupils."
Hector Berlioz
"Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."