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intelligence

323

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

259

The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

325

"The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency."

186

"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid."

779

"I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up."

729

"In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ...in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence."

"The Peter Principle"

838

"No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American People."

262

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

592

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man."

156

"In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office."

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