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Quotedb: The Quotations Database

intelligence

618

Mon, 12/15/2008 - 00:57 — thequotedb

"There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot."

— Steven Wright

186

Sun, 12/14/2008 - 23:44 — thequotedb

"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid."

— Richard Braustein

205

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"Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years."

— George Burns

325

Mon, 12/15/2008 - 00:08 — thequotedb

"The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency."

— Albert Einstein

729

Mon, 12/15/2008 - 00:57 — thequotedb

"In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ...in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence."

— Dr. Laurence J. Peter

"The Peter Principle"

262

Sun, 12/14/2008 - 23:58 — thequotedb

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

— Rich Cook

592

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"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man."

— Oscar Wilde

259

Sun, 12/14/2008 - 23:58 — thequotedb

The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

— Mr. Cole's Axiom

558

Mon, 12/15/2008 - 00:57 — thequotedb

"The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants."

— Adam Walinsky

329

Mon, 12/15/2008 - 00:08 — thequotedb

"The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity."

— Harlan Ellison
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