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Quotedb: The Quotations Database

intelligence

592

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man."

518

"I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot."

618

"There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot."

132

"Right now I feel that I've got my feet on the ground as far as my head is concerned."

Baseball pitcher

558

"The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants."

325

"The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency."

186

"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid."

308

"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences."

779

"I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up."

262

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

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