"The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem."
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading."
"One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery."
Describing an office shared with Dorothy Parker
"Splendid couple slept with both of them."
British academic referring to a well-known literary couple
"A dirty mind is a joy forever."
"Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease."
"We can't schedule an orgy, it might be construed as fighting"
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
"Acting is not very hard. The most important things are to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. And if I have to laugh, well, I think of my sex life."
"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No'."
"You know, she speaks eighteen different languages. And she can't say "No" in any of them."
speaking of an acquaintance
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