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Quotedb: The Quotations Database

women

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"Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both."

— Samuel Butler

566

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"'I will not stand for being called a woman in my own house' she said."

— Evelyn Waugh

British Novelist - "Scoop" Bk. 1 Ch. 5

334

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"Sanity is very rare: every man almost, and every woman has a dash of madness."

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

159

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"I date this girl for two years -and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name.'"

— Mike Binder

307

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"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."

— Jimmy Durante

786

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"My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!"

— Henny Youngman

676

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"The Average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think.'

— Ladies' Home Journal

61

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"The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one."

— Anonymous

87

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"Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle draw the most interest."

— Anonymous

477

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"After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi."

— P.J. O'Rourke
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