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Quotedb: The Quotations Database

women

42

"Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in."

British novelist

860

"Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex."

172

"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot."

837

"When women kiss it always reminds on of prize fighters shaking hands."

"Sententiae"

308

"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences."

568

"Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in life, except for good taste in men."

757

"I hate women because they always know where things are."

5

"Far back in the mists of ancient time, in the great and glorious days of the former Galactic Empire, life was wild, rich and largely tax free. Mighty starships plied their way between exotic suns, seeking adventure and reward among the furthest reaches of Galactic space. In those days, spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

786

"My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!"

638

"Living in England, provincial England, must be like being married to a stupid but exquisitely beautiful wife."

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