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Quotedb: The Quotations Database

love

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"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people."

— G. K. Chesterton

238

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"Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall."

— David Chambless

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"Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches every thing you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of 10 special things that he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these 10 things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time. But he loves you."

— George Carlin

Comedian, from his HBO special "You are all diseased"

153

Sun, 12/14/2008 - 23:44 — thequotedb

"LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient."

— Ambrose Bierce

The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

214

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"Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? That we may love you instead of laughing at you."

— Mrs. Patrick Cambell

to a man

370

Mon, 12/15/2008 - 00:57 — thequotedb

"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."

— Rich Jeni

33

Sun, 12/14/2008 - 23:18 — thequotedb

"I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark."

— Woody Allen

792

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"The only difference in the game of love over the last few thousand years is that they've changed trumps from clubs to diamonds."

— The Indianapolis Star

765

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"Can't you read? The score demands con amore and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men!"

— Antonio Toscanini

criticizing the Austrian orchestra during rehearsal

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"Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put 'Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill."

— Groucho Marx
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