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Quotedb: The Quotations Database

duh

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"Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant."

— Malcolm Smith

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"Regardless of the legal speed limit, your Buick must be operated at speeds faster than 85 MPH (140kph)."

— 1987 Buick Grand National owners manual.

704

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"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."

— David Letterman

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"If you open that Pandora's Box you never know what Trojan 'orses will jump out."

— Ernest Bevin

British trade-union leader referring to the Council of Europe

659

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"It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position."

— John Hogan

Commonwealth Edison Supervisor of News Information, responding to a charge by a Nuclear Regulatory Commission inspector that two Dresden Nuclear Plant operators were sleeping on the job

148

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"No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded."

— Yogi Berra

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

— Dan Quayle

149

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"You can observe a lot by watching."

Yogi Berra

302

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"Everything that can be invented has been invented."

— Charles Duell

Director of U,S, Patent Office, 1899

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."

Marion Barry

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