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Quotedb: The Quotations Database

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"The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem."

— Mike Smith

659

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"It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position."

— John Hogan

Commonwealth Edison Supervisor of News Information, responding to a charge by a Nuclear Regulatory Commission inspector that two Dresden Nuclear Plant operators were sleeping on the job

352

Mon, 12/15/2008 - 00:10 — thequotedb

"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value."

— Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre

704

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"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."

— David Letterman

530

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"Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant."

— Malcolm Smith

302

Mon, 12/15/2008 - 00:04 — thequotedb

"Everything that can be invented has been invented."

— Charles Duell

Director of U,S, Patent Office, 1899

141

Sun, 12/14/2008 - 23:44 — thequotedb

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."

— Winston Bennett

570

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"I see no reason to suppose these machines will ever force themselves into general use."

— Duke of Wellington

Referring to the steam locomotive.

196

Sun, 12/14/2008 - 23:44 — thequotedb

"Regardless of the legal speed limit, your Buick must be operated at speeds faster than 85 MPH (140kph)."

— 1987 Buick Grand National owners manual.

149

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"You can observe a lot by watching."

Yogi Berra

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