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medicine

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"To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready."

— Anonymous

Notice in an English doctor's waiting room.

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"Neurosis is always a substitute for legitimate suffering"

— C. G. Jung

Psychologist

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"For the man who has everything... Penicillin."

— F. Borquin

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"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. "

— Erma Bombeck

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"Medicine makes people ill, mathematics make them sad, and theology makes them sinful."

— Martin Luther

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"Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway."

— Othal Brand

member of a Texas pesticide review

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"Nouns of multitude (e.g. a pair of shoes, a gaggle of geese, a pride of lions): a rash of dermatologists, a hive of allergists, a scrub of interns, a chest of phthisologists, an eyeful of ophthalmologists,; or a whiff of anesthesiologists, a stuff of bacteriologists, cast of orthopedic rheumatologists, a gargle of laryngologists."

— Anonymous

Journal of American Medical Association 1964.

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"Unfortunately, most programmers like to play with new toys. I have many friends who, immediately upon buying a snakebite kit, would be tempted to throw the first person they see to the ground, tie the tourniquet on him, slash him with the knife, and apply suction to the wound."

— Jon Bentley

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"Schizophrenia beats being alone."

— Anonymous

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"No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman."

— Honore de Balzac
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