"A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it."

"Nouns of multitude (e.g. a pair of shoes, a gaggle of geese, a pride of lions): a rash of dermatologists, a hive of allergists, a scrub of interns, a chest of phthisologists, an eyeful of ophthalmologists,; or a whiff of anesthesiologists, a stuff of bacteriologists, cast of orthopedic rheumatologists, a gargle of laryngologists."

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. "

"For the man who has everything... Penicillin."