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medicine

73

"Nouns of multitude (e.g. a pair of shoes, a gaggle of geese, a pride of lions): a rash of dermatologists, a hive of allergists, a scrub of interns, a chest of phthisologists, an eyeful of ophthalmologists,; or a whiff of anesthesiologists, a stuff of bacteriologists, cast of orthopedic rheumatologists, a gargle of laryngologists."

Journal of American Medical Association 1964.

464

"If you look like your passport photo, you're too sick to travel."

613

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines."

174

"For the man who has everything... Penicillin."

143

"Unfortunately, most programmers like to play with new toys. I have many friends who, immediately upon buying a snakebite kit, would be tempted to throw the first person they see to the ground, tie the tourniquet on him, slash him with the knife, and apply suction to the wound."

748

"I have Bright's disease and he has mine."

168

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. "

417

"The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!"

70

"Schizophrenia beats being alone."

71

"To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready."

Notice in an English doctor's waiting room.

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