"Hi, this is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and number ... and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the FBI ... BEEEEP"
"Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes."
"A man's wife has more power over him than the state has."
"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
"Sanity is very rare: every man almost, and every woman has a dash of madness."