"If at first you don't succeed, don't take any more stupid chances."

"A child prodigy is one with highly imaginative parents."

"The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf."

COBOL:Completely Over and Beyond Reason Or Logic

"I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it."

"I went to New Zealand but it was closed."

"I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe"

"Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way."

"The new definition of psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd."

"The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence but you still have to mow it."