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Quotedb: The Quotations Database
Quotations for whatever your needs.

Welcome

Mon, 12/15/2008 - 04:04 — thequotedb

Welcome to the QuoteDB!

Here, you'll find an array of quotes organized by tags for your convenience.

The database is moderated to maintain quality, so, if you would like to suggest a new entry into the DB, either email the webmaster[at]thequotedb.com or simple register a user account and post a comment to this very page. Accepted submissions will be moved into the database as soon as possible.

Registration has 2 benefits:
(1) The ability to post comments.
(2) The ability to tag things!

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Mon, 12/15/2008 - 00:04 — thequotedb

"You can't eat a winner's plaque."

— Miles Davis

on his years as a young aspiring genius in N.Y. he got noticed, he was praised, but he didn't get too many actual jobs.

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Mon, 12/15/2008 - 00:57 — thequotedb

"I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it."

— Steven Wright

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Sun, 12/14/2008 - 23:58 — thequotedb

"As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls."

— Matt Cartmill

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Sun, 12/14/2008 - 23:18 — thequotedb

"The beatings will continue until the morale improves."

— Anonymous

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Sun, 12/14/2008 - 23:44 — thequotedb

"I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes."

— Dave Barry

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Sun, 12/14/2008 - 23:58 — thequotedb

"Dead birds don't fall out of their nests."

— Winston Churchill

when someone told him his fly buttons were undone

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Mon, 12/15/2008 - 00:57 — thequotedb

"I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot."

— George Bernard Shaw

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Sun, 12/14/2008 - 23:18 — thequotedb

"When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."

— Franklyn Ajaye

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Mon, 12/15/2008 - 00:57 — thequotedb

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."

— Carl Zwanzig
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