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Quotedb: The Quotations Database

Quotations for whatever your needs.

Welcome

Mon, 12/15/2008 - 04:04 — thequotedb

Welcome to the QuoteDB!

Here, you'll find an array of quotes organized by tags for your convenience.

The database is moderated to maintain quality, so, if you would like to suggest a new entry into the DB, either email the webmaster[at]thequotedb.com or simple register a user account and post a comment to this very page. Accepted submissions will be moved into the database as soon as possible.

Registration has 2 benefits:
(1) The ability to post comments.
(2) The ability to tag things!

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Sun, 12/14/2008 - 23:19 — thequotedb

Dear Mr. Adams,
Where do all of your ideas come from? -Nathan

Dear Nothin,
Mr. Adams gets most of his ideas while in the shower. The bathroom door is closed when it happens, so there are two possible sources. Either the ideas are contained in the clean, chlorinated water that comes from the showerhead, or they emanate from the public sewer system and waft up through the drain. Judging from the quality of Mr. Adams' ideas, I think we can rule out the showerhead.
Sincerely, Dogbert

— Scott Adams

Dilbert

funny

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Sun, 12/14/2008 - 23:58 — thequotedb

"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."

— Johnny Carson

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Mon, 12/15/2008 - 00:04 — thequotedb

"You can't eat a winner's plaque."

— Miles Davis

on his years as a young aspiring genius in N.Y. he got noticed, he was praised, but he didn't get too many actual jobs.

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Mon, 12/15/2008 - 00:57 — thequotedb

"I was part of that strange race of people aptly described as spending their lives doing things they detest to make money they don't want to buy things they don't need to impress people they dislike."

— Emile Henry Gauvreay

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Mon, 12/15/2008 - 00:57 — thequotedb

"The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some don't." "

— Ernest Rutherford

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Mon, 12/15/2008 - 00:57 — thequotedb

"All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store... with a pricing gun... She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store.""

— Steven Wright